The cops showed up for Christine around 11:45 this morning. Her Gloo
Factory coworkers had suspected something was up, but nobody had known her
double-life as a “criminally” good community member had led to such
extremes. As part of a fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy
Association www.mdausa.org
Christine spent the lunch hour “locked up.” Thanks to over $400 in
donations, she was safely released back to work.